Wednesday, June 6, 2007

Who is Raisin Boy?

Name: Raisin Boy
Rank: Junior Super Hero
Age: 3.5

Aliases: Juju B, BooBoo, Germ

Likes: Long baths, swims in the pool, eating, anything on the Disney Chanel, construction sites. Raisins of course.
Dislikes: Monsters, hand washing, nap time, leaving the park

Raisin Boy is 3.5 years old and is the light of Mamma's life. He eats enough rasins to keep sunmaid in business and would eat nothing but raisins if I let him. But the creation of Raisin Boy happened about 6 months ago when the boy wouldn't get out of the tub. So i let him freeze his butt off for as long as he wanted to and by the time he "wanted out" I said his fingers looked like Raisins.
That night the superhero leaders of the world knighted the boy into their superhero world and bestowed upon him his superhero cape-towel. Feeling so proud of his elevated station in life he donned his cape with self-confidence and proceeded to fly naked through our tiny little apartment
"dun dun dun - Raisin Boy!!!!"
That fateful night Raisin Boy performed heroic duties through out the apartment universe .
He rescued at least 10 boats and "guys" from the perils of the freezing cold bath water.
He put him self in harms way to save the kitties from the trail of ants that found their way in through the patio door.
And He heroically agreed to sleep with the teddy-bears from closet town in a effort to prevent them from being consumed by the monsters that sometimes frequent the small dark town.

Talk about sacrifice...What a hero

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